Mr. Prepper/Survivor has SECURITY? Apparently not enough to suppress the exploits of a motor oil madness fiend with sandy hands. My goodness, are we going to witness at The Do It Yourself World a crack crime team of Troy, Nancy Smith & Fixed by Dork to solve this fabricated truck attack at 4489 Pine Road? Troy being a native son of Michigan and having already introduced himself & YT celebrity to the guys down at Albert Township PD & Cemetery Interment Squad will they leap at the chance to foil the next fabricated attempt at Jackass Acres. What shall it be? A dastardly attack on the compost pile or perhaps a stolen pallet gets stolen… my gosh could the fiend abscond with a pair of Melly’s maternity underwear plucked from the clothesline taking the pins too! The Reid orchestrated drama is too much for ordinary beings to endure or believe. Oh the humanity Nancy Smith accuses random folks with malice of aforethought to drive up to remote Michigan over to sparsely populated Montmorency County to dump a US Quart of oil in an overflow reservoir under the hood of a 20+ year old Dodge truck (why wasn’t it locked) sight unseen in Lewiston, where every one knows everybody. Could the villain be Troy himself to get more attention than pregnant Melly-Belly? How about helpful neighbor Grandpa Dave? Was he hobbling down dusty Pine Road with an empty quart of Quaker State? The Baptist preacher could have done the deed thinking he was baptizing the show truck to remain a faithful Christian motor vehicle and save it from forever evil CAI cult practitioner Troy and his less than honorable practices of nocturnal acquisitions. The possibilities are endless when Drama Queen Troy is involved.